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MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Depends on the salad, really. Just a normal salad, I prefer a basalmic vinegrette. Usually Ken's Steakhouse brand.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. In and Out Burger

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Depends on the food I'm after.

Q. On average how much of a tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Between 15% and 20%, depending on the quality of service.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Pasta.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Onions and just about anything else.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Bagels...not toast.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A dragon on one that I share with my wife...The interior of computer built by kickbutt computers on my workstation at work, and a picture of a hand machined project computer called the Dark Blade on my work laptop. 

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 4

Q. What kind of cell phone do you have?
A. HTC Kaiser and an HTC Hermes that the love of my wife uses.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Yes

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Facial hair and bodily fluids only. 

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A Plasma Television 

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Several times 

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yes.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I've come to grips with mine. For a long time I wanted to change it when I was a kid. 

Q. What color looks good on you?
A. Black, white and blue.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Oh yeah...swallowed several bugs at high speed on motorcycles I've owned, heh. 

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Yes. Several times. 

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes. Several times. My wife probably saved my life, heh. 

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Do I have to use tongue? 

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Do I get anesthesia, and does it have to be the whole finger.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Make checks payable to... 

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. A better question would be how much money would it take for anyone to buy a magazine with my naked fat ass in it, haha. 

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. nope.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Depends on the life. An innocent? Nope. Someone who needed to go? Far less. 

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Air.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Hardwood

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. I've lived with someone most of my life, so yes.  

Q: How many pairs of flipflops do you own?
A: None

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. Kind of depends on what you consider a run-in.  

Q: Who is number 2 on your top 8
A. Top eight what? Bodily functions? Eating. Women in my life? My daughter. Football teams? The Jaguars. 

Q: Last friend you talked to?
A. My wife.

Q: Last person who called you?
A. The same.

Q: Person you hugged?
A. My son. 

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A. Not unless it's a snap shot.

Q: Mood?
A. Hmm...not really any mood. Just sort of waiting for dinner. I'm a bit horny, but then again, my wife just walked by and that tends to happen when she does that, heh. 

Q: Listening to?
A. NPR

Q: Watching?
A. The computer monitor.

Q: Worrying about?
A. Money

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A. The bathroom.

Q: What do you want to do right now?
A: Eat.

Q. What's the last movie you saw?
A. Ratatoullie.

Q. Do you smile often?
A. All the time. 

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. Generally...depends on the situation.

 

Peace,
Aielman